S3 - Men's 3" Split Running Short - Burgundy

Listen — I hesitate to put a video of me and my DAD BOD running in these short shorts because I don’t want to rip the fabric of the American family. Wives might see me in these beautiful burgundies and immediately leave their husbands. Husbands will abandon their wives, children, and sexualities. Gay men will decide to add a third to their partnerships. Lesbians will say “nah we’re good but nice short shorts though.” With this video I risk being chased down the trails by hoards of desirous adults filled with unmanageable longing for whomever dons these high-thigh runners. This is a problem because I am slow and I fall a lot. My best bet is to purchase another pair and wear them under my current pair so that when the masses catch up to me and uncontrollably rip off my shorts, BOOM spare shorts under my shorts. They won’t see that coming, giving me time to escape as they stare in amazement. Anyway, the shorts are great.

I’ve already left one review for these, but they’re so good I’m reviewing diff colors now lol they fit great, they’re great for working out, or walking around, or going out tbh. The colors are smart choices, goes with a lot. I’m gonna buy another pair, lowkey.

I have been looking for a pair of running shorts just like these for awhile and low and beyond an ad on Instagram led me right to them. I’m always skeptical about any product until it arrives and after the first run I was truly impressed by these shorts. Other brands always have something that doesn’t quite feel right or is missing something. These shorts feel like you’re wearing nothing with the perfect amount of support where ya need it. A real plus was the seamless liner providing friction free support, movement and breathable function. Now I just need another pair! Thanks guys!