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Straight from the pages of Crossroads of the Apocalypse comes my most juvenile joke yet. Marco Swolo was a river pirate extraordinaire, the terror of the waterways and, most importantly, the captain of the pirate ship, Your Mom. Now, you to...
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One of my youngest son’s come backs is “Your Mom!”, even when it doesn’t make any sense. So I thought I would get the Patch! He hasn’t seen it yet, but I’m sure he will love it as much as I do.
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Lance · April 30, 2026
High quality patch! Captain of Your Mom says it all! Profound and damn funny at the same time! I need two more of these!