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Captain of Your Mom Morale Patch (Embroidered)

Name: Benjamin Wallace Books Captain of Your Mom Morale Patch (Embroidered) - Captain of Your Mom Morale Patch (Embroidered)
Brand: Benjamin Wallace Books
SKU: 48201278816502
Price: 10.0 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5 (3 reviews)

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Straight from the pages of Crossroads of the Apocalypse comes my most juvenile joke yet. Marco Swolo was a river pirate extraordinaire, the terror of the waterways and, most importantly, the captain of the pirate ship, Your Mom. Now, you to...

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One of my youngest son’s come backs is “Your Mom!”, even when it doesn’t make any sense. So I thought I would get the Patch! He hasn’t seen it yet, but I’m sure he will love it as much as I do.

Lance · April 30, 2026