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Card with fish illustration and humorous text on a beige background

Card with fish illustration and humorous text on a beige background

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Cod's Pollocks Card

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A delightfully daft fish pun card featuring a rather proud cod and two obliging pollock in supporting roles (with tasteful accessories).
Perfect as a funny congratulations card, a celebratory card for friends, or for anyone who appreciates ...

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