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Greeting card with illustration of a stool in a jar and text 'STOOL SAMPLE' on a white background.

Greeting card with illustration of a stool in a jar and text 'STOOL SAMPLE' on a white background.

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Stool Sample Card

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A perfectly ordinary little wooden stool sits preserved inside a medical specimen jar, proving that sometimes the best jokes are the most literal ones imaginable.
Ideal as a get-well card or for friends who appreciate gloriously childish hu...

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