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Card with illustration of a cow holding a calf, wearing sunglasses and a yellow shirt, with 'Absolute Dad' text.

Card with illustration of a cow holding a calf, wearing sunglasses and a yellow shirt, with 'Absolute Dad' text.

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A cool cow sporting sunglasses, a pint, and a small calf under one arm embodies peak dad energy — calm, confident, and slightly embarrassing in the best possible way.

Perfect for Father’s Day or celebrating dads who are proud to be absolute ...

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