Gardening With A Kraken

Two Pairs In, Zero Regrets: A Goodr Review

I've now put two pairs of Goodr sunglasses through their paces — the Sunbathing with Wizards and the Gardening with a Kraken — and both have earned a permanent spot in my daily rotation. Let's start with lens performance, because that's what actually matters. Both pairs offer excellent polarization and zero bounce, which I can confirm after extensive field testing, including several sessions of actual sunbathing (with wizards) and actual gardening (with a kraken assisting, reluctantly, from the koi pond). No slipping, no bouncing, no glare — even when the wizard insisted on adjusting the sun's angle "for dramatic effect. " The Sunbathing with Wizards pair handles high-glare conditions with ease. I found this especially useful during a midsummer incident involving a levitating beach towel and an argument about whether SPF applies to familiars. The frames stayed put through all of it. The Gardening with a Kraken pair is where things get more technical. Tentacle-adjacent activities require gear that won't fly off at the first sign of chaos, and these didn't budge — not when the kraken knocked over the wheelbarrow, not when it tried to "help" with the tomato stakes, and not during the customary post-gardening squabble over who gets to use the hose first. The no-slip grip held firm through it all. Frame durability across both pairs has been excellent. No scratches, no loose hinges, no mysterious wizard-related warping. Lightweight enough to forget you're wearing them, sturdy enough to survive a kraken's idea of "gentle enthusiasm. " Overall: highly recommend. Whether you're relaxing under a conjured sun or defending your vegetable beds from an overly involved cephalopod, Goodr has you covered. Five stars, would sunbathe with wizards and garden with krakens again.

Love the Reflection

I've had multiple Goodrs and have always really liked them, wear them for running, cycling, and hiking as well as day to day. I like the reflection lens on these as well and they're a great color (Garden with a Kraken)!

I love these so much! They are very durable! I am great at breaking glasses and i havent even put a dent in these. Excellent for running and everyday use! All styles