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How dare you perceive me, actually.
This is a cotton dad hat with embroidered green flames along the bill and our favorite phrase across the front: 'Don't Perceive Me'. 100% Cotton body, adjustable sizing snaps in the back.
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My Perfect Hat!
I don’t know what to tell you. I don’t want to be perceived. Yet I wear the most perceivable clothing imaginable. Black+neon green is my jam. 10/10 hat
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Justin‘e · July 15, 2026
Exactly as pictured 👌 able to adjust to fit my tiny head