Pour Decisions Liquor Tee

Name: Unethical Threads Pour Decisions Liquor Tee - Pour Decisions Liquor Tee
Brand: Unethical Threads
SKU: 40362563666002
Price: 24.99 USD
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The Pour Decisions Liquor Tee is an Unethical Threads original for anyone whose bar tab has ever qualified as a financial emergency. Heavyweight cotton, sharp DTG print, and a pun that tells the world exactly where your priorities are. You already know if this is your shirt.
Who actually wears this?
People who've turned "just one drink"

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Vibing · December 11, 2023

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