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"Funny 'Two Seater' t-shirt, perfect for car lovers and fans of bold humor. Great for casual wear and gifts."

"Funny 'Two Seater' t-shirt, perfect for car lovers and fans of bold humor. Great for casual wear and gifts."

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The Two Seater tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what you think it is. A helpful diagram for anyone generous enough to offer two prime seating options. Heavyweight cotton, because this level of hospitality deserves quality.
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