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Description
You're already nilhilistic with your future, or you haven't taken your antidepressants yet. Regardless, this is the pen set equivalent of throwing a toaster into a bathtub and forgetting to plug it in.
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You can be replaced
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Love them, the guys I gave them too thought they were hilarious. I hope some more sayings come out!
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Emily · February 27, 2026
Bought them for a secret santa/co worker. She loved them.
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Brenden · December 20, 2025
Bought for our upcoming Christmas white elephant gift exchange. Can’t wait to see everyone’s reaction!