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The ground trembles as you walk.
The definition of "fear" in the dictionary features a picture of you.
You are the harbinger of death, bane of creatures subaqueous. No man on this barren, twisted mortal plane dare to share the horrors of the...
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Ironically, this will only fit small heads.
Finally picked this up during a sale, and given the price I am fairly disappointed in the product. Quality is carnival prize-tier construction, but at least the text is well printed. But the real kicker for me is how small the hat is. I admit I have a fairly big head, but even maxing out the snaps this thing would not fit on my head.
I get this is a gag product by a small company. I really do. But even then, at this quality the price should be like fifteen bucks at most. I'm not mad, just disappointed. Because I know KS can do better.
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Mike · April 13, 2026
Beeg ole fih
Fantastic hat, got it for a buddy for his birthday and he loves it. Thank you Mr.Ivan!