Don't Talk To Me Until I've Had My Detritus Tee

Name me one finer crab-based t-shirt than this. I'll wait.

As a detritus lover and someone whose greatest wish for humanity is carcinisation, this t-shirt has it all. You wouldn't believe how many people have not talked to me whilst I've worn this t-shirt!

My new favourite t-shirt!

As always, top notch, top quality. The only issue is that I have to explain the joke to non-believers!

A masterpiece

Obviously as someone who has bought things from Jim I like many of them, but this is a standout. I think in two days I had three people feel that they had to interrupt ta conversation to compliment it.