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The Ex Coaster by Drinks On Me features white text on a dark blue background: "Driving down the road and saw my ex. It's funny how 'I'd hit that' changes meaning over the years." Great as a funny drink coaster or bar cart accessory, with a blue border framing the design.

The Ex Coaster by Drinks On Me features white text on a dark blue background: "Driving down the road and saw my ex. It's funny how 'I'd hit that' changes meaning over the years." Great as a funny drink coaster or bar cart accessory, with a blue border framing the design.

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"Driving Down The Road And Saw My Ex. It’s Funny How ‘I’d Hit That’ Changes Meaning Over The Years."
Get the party started (and the laughs rolling) with our best-selling funny drink coaster. Printed in the USA on lightweight yet ultra-durab...

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