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Drinks On Me’s Pole Dancing Coaster features a green border and blue background with the text: At my age, the only pole dancing I do is holding on to the safety bar in the bathroom—perfect for funny gift lovers.

Drinks On Me’s Pole Dancing Coaster features a green border and blue background with the text: At my age, the only pole dancing I do is holding on to the safety bar in the bathroom—perfect for funny gift lovers.

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"At my age, the only pole dancing I do is holding on to the safety bar in the bathroom."
Get the party started (and the laughs rolling) with our best-selling funny drink coaster. Printed in the USA on lightweight yet ultra-durable resin, th...

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