RANDONNEURING SUCKS ASS 5x1". Lavender background.
What's this sticker about? Isn't it obvious? As if riding your bike hundreds of miles (oh, I'm sorry, "kiLoMeT3Rs") doesn't suck total ass. (Every hard-hitting randonneur I've given this sticker to puts it on their bike instantly)
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