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Military green Schutzhund/IGP dog sport t-shirt with humorous text 'BITEWORK because murder is wrong' in bold grunge lettering, shown on a wooden surface with jeans and sneakers.

Military green Schutzhund/IGP dog sport t-shirt with humorous text 'BITEWORK because murder is wrong' in bold grunge lettering, shown on a wooden surface with jeans and sneakers.

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Bitework Because Murder T-Shirt

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Bitework Because Murder is Wrong T-Shirt. Bold and sarcastic protection dog training shirt with grunge vibe and funny saying. Perfect casual wear for Schutzhund, police K9, IGP, IPO, French Ring and protection dog trainers. Makes a great gi...

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