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Blue Q’s Grown-Ass Man M-Crew Socks are beige men’s socks showcasing a green cartoon dinosaur holding a drink and surrounded by orange squiggles, with the phrase “GROWN-ASS MAN” above the dinosaur—perfect novelty socks for anyone who loves funny office socks with personality.

Blue Q’s Grown-Ass Man M-Crew Socks are beige men’s socks showcasing a green cartoon dinosaur holding a drink and surrounded by orange squiggles, with the phrase “GROWN-ASS MAN” above the dinosaur—perfect novelty socks for anyone who loves funny office socks with personality.

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Grown-Ass Man M-Crew Socks

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I'll be in my office doing really, super-important stuff for, like, a while. Under no circumstances are you to disturb me. Even if you hear monster noises or sound effects or anything like that.
50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex

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