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Phony Negroni: 6.8oz bottle

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The St. Agrestis Phony Negroni is the ultimate mocktail. Made in their Brooklyn distillery with 30 organic ingredients, it replicates the classic's bitterness combined with notes of juniper and citrus, without the alcohol! Enjoy it straigh...

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