BEHOLD A PALE WHITE MONSTER

WHITE BOY SUMMER FUEL

WAS WAITING FOR A RESTOCK OF THIS TO ORDER FOR THE FIRST TIME AND IT WAS WORTH. TASTE IS GOOD, AND THE ENERGY BOOST IS CLEAN. I FEEL A LOT BETTER USING THIS RATHER THAN A STANDARD STORE BOUGHT ENERGY DRINK. I ENJOY IT A BIT MORE WATERED DOWN THAN THE RECOMMENDED SERVING.

Finally a powdered energy drink that doesnt suck

Sport drink is what I wish gamer supps was (no artificial sweeteners). I’ve been really enjoying it, particularly mixed with warm or hot water so I dont have to stir and everything dissolves. Can’t speak for the electrolytes but the caffeine and real sugar feel great.

BEHOLD, MY PALE WHITE MONSTER

BEHOLD MY PALE WHITE MONSTER. THIS DRINK HELPED ME BRING MY CHILD (MY PALE WHITE MONSTER) INTO THE WORLD. I HAVEN’T SLEPT IN TWO WEEKS BECAUSE OF THEM BUT I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH THE DAY THANKS TO MY SPORT ENERGY. IT’S A LITTLE BITTER BUT IT BLENDS IN WELL—AND LIKE MOST THINGS IN LIFE YOU LEARN TO LIVE WITH IT AND EMBRACE DISCOMFORT. ALSO, MY CAN PERFORMED MITOSIS ON ITS JOURNEY FROM THE MINES. THE MIRACLE OF LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL.