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Cynical Affirmations includes 52 mantras for the modern hellscape. Each affirmation card in this deck features a darkly funny affirmation that helps you laugh at our modern dystopia. If you're more of a storm cloud than a ray of sunshine, t...
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These are the kinds of affirmations I would create. They make me laugh and help me get through the day. They sit next to my Sinister Affirmations that my husband got me for Valentine’s Day. I have never felt so uplifted in my life.
Christine · May 18, 2026
Affirmative on the affirmations
I had gotten Sinister Affirmations as a gift for my daughter. I ordered the Cynical Affirmations for myself. Honestly not sure which one I’d rather have. They are similar but the Cynical ones are less otherworldly? I actually would like to have both.
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Elaine · May 17, 2026
Fun, corky and mindful
We use them as affirmations for the day in our daily meetings at our funeral home is a good way to start the day fun as a mindful
