Oopsie Karl the Koi Fish [ NO SQUEAKER ]

My sibling loved it! Looks like the photos, I didn't actually want a squeaker, so my dog didn't think it was a toy, so this all worked out 👍

No brain cells detected

Oopsie Karl the Koi arrived earlier than expected and in splendid condition. Just a little time and petting enabled him to reach his proper shape. His markings are magnificent, he is soft and pettable, and is just the right size IMO. He's friendly and full of love, but not full of thoughts. Photos on the website do not really convey how big and googly his eyes are, and how completely blank they are of any intellect. His lips are permanently in an, "Ohhhh!" shape. He doesn't talk much. But I love him dearly.

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Originally I was gonna name him Sir Squeakerton, but once it was revealed that my boy is mute I decided upon Sir Squeakless. I love him so much, he is so soft and squishy, he's gonna live on my crafting desk as a stress ball.