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All the collegiate vibes, none of the annoying guys who spend the whole class talking your ear off about Sartre. Featuring the fan favorite Hysteria mantra Unfortunately correct since (at least) 2018, The Hysteria Collegiate Zip-Up is your ...
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Cozy, but ginormous
This thing is very cozy and very huge. It must be unisex, and it almost seems like a men's XL, it's so big. I generally like a large, and should have definitely ordered a medium. The main drawback is that the Crooked Store isn't set up to handle exchanges, so now I just have a giant hoodie.
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Sara · February 16, 2026
Size runs large
Love the zip up, but I had to exchange it because it’s too big. Order a size down if you’re in between sizes.