"JFK Dallas Sucks" Tee

Name: Phillygoat "JFK Dallas Sucks" Tee - "JFK Dallas Sucks" Tee
Brand: Phillygoat
SKU: 46556850290903
Price: 32.99 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.6739 (27 reviews)

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GO BIRDS! (We're probably going to hell for this, ha...) 🦅 See more jawns like this in our Philly Football Collection.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stret...

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"JFK Dallas Sucks" Tee

Zach · August 11, 2026

"JFK Dallas Sucks" Tee

Customer · August 1, 2026

Excellent shirt

Order was here in plenty of time for Christmas and is super comfy and exactly as advertised. Will be ordering from you guys again. Thank you!

kiersten · January 18, 2026

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