Returner

Like it's 1999

Dude. I grew up throwing a Raider, and my first reaction to the Returner was, "Wow... this reminds me of that!" If I had this thing 25 years ago, I would have completely flipped out. That said, it's not the same thing. The Returner is very snappy. It can even throw 2A style loops, but it is not really designed for that. I only mention it because it gives you a good sense of how it behaves. To me, it feels like an adult Raider that grew up with me. It is perfect for short combos, stalls, and a huge range of old school tricks. Sleeps for days. If you miss the vibe of old school stuff but want modern performance, the Returner is an absolute joy.