Don't talk to me until I've smashed my penis flat with this mug.

good mug, little silly

i like the mug, very funny, feels great and it isn't chipping. my one problem is that the text is printed on both sides. that's a bit silly

White elephant gift

Great little white elephant gift!

hysterical

joke mug that works on two levels. On one hand, it makes fun of those cliche "don't talk to me until I have had my coffee" mugs by making such an absurd, over-the-top statement that only insinuates a need for caffiene. On the other hand, it's a joke in the same spirit at those mugs, which have increasingly escalated in intensity. The mug takes that joke to a new level