Asparagus. Why Does It Do That? Dish Towel

Name: Blue Q Asparagus. Why Does It Do That? Dish Towel - Asparagus. Why Does It Do That? Dish Towel
Brand: Blue Q
SKU: 44551880442112
Price: 7.99 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5 (6 reviews)

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Description

To be honest, it's gross but also, like, a little satisfying, right?

Reviews

5.0

9 ratings

Hilarious dish towel. High-quality.

Hilarious dish towel! I’ll be giving this one as a gift. Speaking of gifts, thank you Blue Q for the amazing gifts that came with my order!

Angela · Today

A fave dish towel that really dries dishes!

These towels with the woven designs tie with another brand as my fave dish towels. And when you buy colorful towels, you don’t have to worry about staining white ones.

STEPHANIE · July 29, 2026

Loved so much I had to get another....

I love the colors on this and the message. I got one for my daughter for her apartment but it "disappeared" so I got her another one.

Claudette · August 2, 2026

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