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Good advice from someone who must might have learned this lesson the hard way.
Blank Inside for your personal message
Folded A2 (4.125” x 5.5”)
120lb. Mohawk Paper, Kraft Envelope
Made in the USA
Letterpress printed in Dolgeville, NY.

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