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Awesomely Weird Greeting Card

I love you more than cats a6 greeting card stood up on the brown envelope the card comes with, silver glittery paper and love hearts sweets on a white background. The card cover is a yellow background with various different coloured, patterned and sized cats with text in the top centre reading 'I love you more than cats. Well, maybe not quite that much but I do love you lots' Designed by Katie Abey in the UK.

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I Love You More Than Cats A6 Greeting Card 🐾💌

Fun cute A6 silk finish greeting postcard, featuring illustrated happy molerat holding magnifying glass, on colourful rainbow background. Reading 'The magnifying molerat' and 'focus in on those sparkly moments' in black letters and speech bubble. Designed by Katie Abey in the UK.

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Sleazy Greetings funny love card featuring an adorable fluffy sheep jumping across a starry night sky on a dark purple background. The card reads, “I Lie Awake at Night Wondering How I Got So Lucky... and Also Because You Snore,” combining sweet romance with relatable relationship humor. Displayed with a kraft envelope, this cute and sarcastic card is perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, partner, Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or anyone who appreciates playful jokes about life together.

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Sleazy Greetings funny love or anniversary card featuring “I Think I’ll Keep You” humor with playful pointing hand illustration and heart accents on premium matte cardstock with kraft envelope.

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An A6 card with an annoyed cat illustrated on the front by Katie Abey with a rainbow above them and the text saying 'you're old' in a green backdrop

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Favorite Thing To Do | Funny Valentine's Day

Sleazy Greetings funny love or Valentine’s Day card featuring “You’re My Everything” bagel pun humor with heart-shaped everything bagel illustration, cute foodie romance, and playful minimalist love design on premium matte cardstock with kraft envelope.

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ATWTS Greeting Card | Love and Friendship | How much I love you

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Wanna Fuck? Moose | Funny Valentine's Day Card

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Funny cute Valentine’s Day card featuring an adorable emotional worm and the phrase “I’d Still Love You Even If You Were A Worm.” Sweet but weird romantic greeting card with wholesome chaotic energy, soft pastel aesthetics, and silly internet meme humor printed on premium matte cardstock with a matching kraft envelope.

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An A6 card with an annoyed cat illustrated on the front by Katie Abey with a rainbow above them and the text saying 'you're old' in a green backdrop

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You’re Old A6 Greeting Card 🎂🐱

A photo of a greeting card that says "Congrats on your new fur baby!" with a puppy and a kitten swaddled and sucking on pacifiers and a white envelope on a lavender background.

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Messy handwritten style card with a wonkily drawn heart and "you'll do" written inside

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Bright blue rectangular card with funny silver foiled text saying "It's hard to find a partner who's funny, sexy and smart. You're one lucky fella!"

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Sleazy Greetings funny love card featuring glowing purple jellyfish floating on a dark ocean background. The card reads, “My Legs Feel Like Jelly When I See You,” and is displayed with a kraft envelope.

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Legs Feel Like Jelly | Funny Valentine's Day Card

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"You Put The Fun in Dysfunctional" Greeting Card

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Valentine's Day Kitten Card

Sleazy Greetings funny Mother’s Day card featuring chaotic text-message bubbles of a child repeatedly yelling ‘Mommy’ followed by ‘I Love You’ and ‘Also, I’m Hungry What’s for Dinner?’ Cute chaotic mom-humor card with playful watercolor-style artwork, emotionally needy gremlin energy, and aggressively accurate child behavior.

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Mommy, Mommy, Mommy | Funny Mother's Day Card

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