Big Talk For Someone in Melee Range T-shirt

Name: Sunburst RPG Big Talk For Someone in Melee Range T-shirt - Big Talk For Someone in Melee Range T-shirt
Brand: Sunburst RPG
SKU: 43217669554265
Price: 29.99 USD
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The ultimate comeback for anyone who forgot who they were talking to. A helmeted knight in sunglasses rests a broadsword on his shoulder against a retro sunset, entirely unbothered. A funny fantasy t-shirt for the fighter who lets their sword do the rest of the argument.

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5.0

5 ratings

Such a cool shirt. It's comfy and true to size.

Y. · 1 day ago

Great for work team days out, being the grumpy old git everyone classes me as, adds some laughs

Anonymous · August 11, 2026

It was the correct fit. Really nice screen printing. Did not crack or peal after washing. Lots of positive comments from fellow geeks.

M.W. · July 15, 2026

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Ivory t-shirt. Reads "I Think I Need" across the top and "A Long Rest" across the bottom in ornate blackletter script. Between them a knight in chainmail and a domed helm kneels on all fours on the ground, stuck with four arrows and dripping, his sword fallen in front of him. Single color woodcut engraving in deep maroon brown.

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Long Rest D&D T-shirt - Comfort Colors

$34.99$43.99

Black t-shirt. Four words stacked in heavy block capitals on four lines: "Eat." and "Sleep." in white, then "Hunter's mark." in olive green, then "Repeat." in gray. A olive green twenty-sided die sits in the top right corner beside the word Eat. All type, no illustration.

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Ranger Class T-Shirt – 'Eat, Sleep, Hunter's Mark, Repeat'

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The design reads "Houses and Humans" in tall red horror-comic lettering across the top. Below it, four dragons in red, blue, green and crimson sit around a wooden table like players at game night, leaning in over a small campfire in the middle. Tiny human figures in blue, green and red stand scattered across the tabletop, and little cottages and tents sit on the ground underneath. Bold outlined cartoon art in red, teal, blue and gold.

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Houses & Humans Shirt

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Black t-shirt. Reads "today's forecast" in small script at the top, then "DUNGEONS" in large rough capitals, and at the bottom "with a chance of" above "DRAGONS" in the same large capitals. In the middle a dragon with spread wings appears in negative space inside a torn, distressed patch. All one color, white, with a heavily weathered grunge texture.

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Funny D&D Weather Forecast Tshirt

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Reads "Flayers" across the top in bold red capitals with "gonna" in a small red oval beneath, and "Flay" running straight down the left side one letter at a time. To the right stands a purple mind flayer in a black hoodie, red joggers and red sneakers, holding up a small pink brain.

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Mind Flayer Shirt

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Reads "Panic" across the top, "is a" and "free" down the right side and "Action" across the bottom, all in distressed navy capitals. In the middle a wide-eyed raccoon head throws its mouth open mid-scream, drawn in scratchy vintage engraving lines. A twenty-sided die showing a 1 sits beside it and four-pointed sparkles scatter around. Single navy ink.

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Panic Is A Free Action Shirt

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Reads "No Plan" curving across the top and "Just Vibes" curving across the bottom in peach lettering. In the middle sits a large twenty-sided die showing 20, its faces in soft sage green and lilac, ringed by pink cosmos flowers, leaves, butterflies, sparkles, a green potion bottle, a silver dagger and a scroll tied with a pink ribbon. Soft pastel cottagecore illustration.

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No Plan Just Vibes D&D T-Shirt

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Reads "More dice please" across the top in red capitals. Below, a round white goblin with big pointed ears winks with one red eye and clutches a twenty-sided die in both hands, its two fangs showing. Drawn as a white outline with red accents.

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Dice Goblin T-shirt

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Reads "Dewey, Crittem and Howe" across the top in gold capitals, arranged around a pair of scales holding a twenty-sided die on one pan and a stack of books on the other, inside a thin gold circle. Across the bottom, "Rules lawyers of the realm".

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Funny D&D Rules Lawyer Shirt

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Reads "Chaotic" curving across the top and "Tired" across the bottom in chunky white capitals. Between them a round pink dragon lies curled up fast asleep, eyes shut, wings folded, with a rough white brush stroke underneath it. Simple cartoon style in pink and white.

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Alignment: Chaotic Tired T-shirt

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Navy t-shirt. Reads "Don't worry" curving across the top and "I have a plan" curving across the bottom in chunky capitals, cream on dark colors and brown on light ones. In the middle a large burnt-orange twenty-sided die showing 20 is surrounded by adventuring gear: a health potion, an axe, a spellbook, a scroll, a bow and arrows, a dagger, gems and coins, with small notes reading "AC 18", "+5 Attack" and "+3 Stealth". A treasure map unfurls below.

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Don't Worry I have a Plan D&D T-Shirt

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Reads "In dice" across the top and "We trust" across the bottom in a hand-lettered cream script. Between them a large red twenty-sided die showing 20 is drawn as an outline with its numbers marked on the faces. Cream and red only.

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In Dice We Trust D&D T-Shirt

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Navy t-shirt. Reads "What doesn't kill you" curving over the top of an arched scene and "Gives you loot and XP" across the bottom in orange capitals. Inside the arch, a blue dragon crouches over an open treasure chest in a cave mouth, with mountains and pines behind. Vivid teal, purple and orange.

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D&D Dragon Shirt - What Doesn't Kill You Gives You Loot & XP

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Black t-shirt. Reads "I'm not" in large cream letters with "Procrastinating" in coral script beneath, and "I'm doing side quests" in cream script across the bottom. Between them a red panda in a headband strides forward with a huge wooden sword over its shoulder, sparkles around it.

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Funny DND Shirt - I'm Not Procrastinating I'm Doing Side Quests

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Reads "Trust me, I'm a" across the top in gold capitals and "Rules lawyer" across the bottom in large cream capitals. Between them a pair of gold scales balances a twenty-sided die against a stack of books.

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D&D Rules Lawyer Shirt

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Black t-shirt. Six polyhedral dice sit in a single row across the chest, each a different shape and color, teal, pink, lilac, gold, blue and green, drawn as simple flat outlines with the facets showing. Small and centered, with no words at all.

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Row of Dice T-Shirt

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Black t-shirt. Reads "'Tis but a" across the top and "Flesh wound" across the bottom in an ornate script and capitals. Between them a knight in full plate armor stands with arms out, stuck with several arrows and a sword through the middle. All in white line work.

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’Tis But A Flesh Wound T-Shirt

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Big Talk For Someone in Melee Range T-shirt

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