Funny Bard D&D T-Shirt

Name: Sunburst RPG Funny Bard D&D T-Shirt - Funny Bard D&D T-Shirt
Brand: Sunburst RPG
SKU: 42647257514073
Price: 29.99 USD
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Sometimes music comes from the heart, sometimes from the lungs… and sometimes it’s just screaming. A possum stands upright playing a lute, head thrown back mid-screech with motion lines either side. This hilarious Dungeons & Dragons shi...

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Perfetta! Grazie mille!

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