Home

Explore

View Cart

Deals

Saved

Suggested searches

Plant-based protein powders
Vegan leather handbags
Bedroom decor
Waterproof jackets
Hoodies

Learn more about how we use your data to personalize your experience and ads. Recommendations are for informational purposes only.

Pole & Hole

PRODUCT IMAGE: Model wears Kelly Green tee with typographic design, "Shoot Loads Not Guns" | Conscious and Raunchy T-shirt for Guys into Cum

PRODUCT IMAGE: Model wears Kelly Green tee with typographic design, "Shoot Loads Not Guns" | Conscious and Raunchy T-shirt for Guys into Cum

Pole & Hole

Shoot Loads Not Guns

4.5 (1,234)

Sold 100+ last 30 days

20% off first order

$29.00

Color

Black

Quantity

Product description loading

Product description loading

This is the product description text that will appear here.

Shopping designed around you.

Start selling

For brands

For creators

Build your store

Information

Shop Pay

Help center

Social

X (Twitter)

Instagram

Legal

Terms of Service

Privacy Policy

Your Privacy Choices

Powered by

|

Start selling for free

Language

© Shopify Inc. 2026

Quantity

1

Description

It’s a motto for true gay spooge sluts — and it’s one that everyone should adopt, for the sake of humanity. I guess you can say that it’s both a conscious and raunchy t-shirt, especially for guys into spunk.
** Modest customizations are we...

Delivery & Returns

Pole & Hole

You might also like

Model wears black Thirsty T-shirt | Raunchy Tees for Horny Gay Guys Who Thirst for It | Model wears Light Gray heather shirt with a typographic design

Pole & Hole

Thirsty

Man pointing to a black t-shirt with 'TOP THIS' typographic design | Discreetly Raunchy tees for horny gay bottom guys

Pole & Hole

Top This

PRODUCT IMAGE: Breed T-shirt | Raunchy Tees for Horny Gay Guys Who Bareback, Love Cum | Model wears typographic design on Aqua shirt

Pole & Hole

Breed

PRODUCT IMAGE: Dumpster T-shirt | Raunchy Tees for Horny Gay Guys Who Take Loads | Model wears Black shirt with a typographic design featuring white dripping liquid referring to a man's cum

Pole & Hole

Dumpster

PRODUCT IMAGE: Balls Deep | Raunchy Tee for Horny Gay Guys who Like it Deeper | Model wears Typographic design on Black shirt

Pole & Hole

Balls Deep

PRODUCT IMAGE: Cum Slut T-shirt | Raunchy Tees for Horny Gay Men Who Love Cum | Model wears Maroon shirt

Pole & Hole

Cum Slut

Male_MilitaryGreen1|Liberal Tears T-Shirt|Tactical Tees

Tactical Tees

Liberal Tears T-Shirt

ENSEMBLE IMAGE of younger adult male in foreground, older male in background representing Stepdad & Son T-shirt

Pole & Hole

Stepdad & Son

LOAD ME UP T-Shirts MONSTERDIGITAL Small BLACK

41% off

Teen Hearts Clothing - STAY WEIRD

LOAD ME UP

(1)

Good Shirts

This Is The Shirt I Had With The Least Amount Of Cum On It.

This Is No Time To Be Sober - Unisex T-Shirt in White

m00nshot

This Is No Time To Be Sober - Unisex T-Shirt

36% off

Simple Guy T-Shirts

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

(2)

Your Hole is My Goal - Cornhole - Unisex Tank Top - Asphalt

m00nshot

Your Hole is My Goal - Cornhole - Unisex Tank Top

9% off

Scents of Humor

The Dirty Hoe Rental Company, T-SHIRT, UNISEX, COTTON

Good Shirts

Cum Map (Canada, USA and Mexico).

(1)

Pole & Hole

Deeper

PRODUCT IMAGE: Man wearing a aqua t-shirt with 'Swallows' typographic design — accented by swallow birds — is kissing his bud | Funny & Discreet, Raunchy T-shirt for Horny Gay Guys swallow

Pole & Hole

Swallows

Pole & Hole

Pocket Rocket

Man with a beard wearing a gray, Graphite Heather t-shirt with 'Free Refills' typographic design printed on front and a backpack; on a dark background

Pole & Hole

Free Refills

All Over My Face | Raunchy Tees for Horny Gay Guys who Love Cum | Model wears Army shirt w/ typographic design

Pole & Hole

All Over My Face

PRODUCT IMAGE: Feed & Breed T-shirt | Raunchy Tees for Horny Gay Guys | Model wears black shirt with typographic design

Pole & Hole

Feed & Breed

Product mockup

Dirt In The Veins

Military Green Dirt in the Veins unisex t-shirt

Summer shorts edit

Summer shorts edit

From Everlane, St. Agni, and DONNI.

shoot loads not guns black tank gays against guns adam's nest

Adam's Nest

Shoot Loads Not Guns Tank - Gays Against Guns

(3)

Shoot Loads Not Guns #1 T-Shirt - Orange - Gays Against Guns

Adam's Nest

Shoot Loads Not Guns #1 T-Shirt - Orange - Gays Against Guns

Illegal Shirts

This Is My Only Shirt With No Cum On It T-Shirt

8% off

Free & Brave Supply Co.

Zero Compromise Tee

square blackout shoot loads not guns black graphic t-shirt

Adam's Nest

Shoot Loads Not Guns #1 T-Shirt - Gays Against Guns

(2)

25% off

killshotscornhole

Killshots Cornhole "Shooters Shoot Logo" Cotton Tee

shoot loads not guns black tank

Adam's Nest

Shoot Loads Not Guns #1 Tank - Gays Against Guns

Trend watch: the '90s slip

Trend watch: the '90s slip

Silky midis, maxis, and skirts

Model wears navy cotton t-shirt with subtle circle graphic of seated male figures holding hands (Circle Jerks), viewed from above; gay-themed design for bators and group play

Pole & Hole

Circle Jerks

PRODUCT IMAGE: Fresh Fruit T-Shirt | Raunchy Tee for Horny Gay Men & Size Queens | Model wears Aqua shirt with a woodcut-style graphic of a colorful banana

Pole & Hole

Fresh Fruit

PRODUCT IMAGE: Seamen | Seamen T-shirt | Raunchy T-shirts Play on Word "Semen" | Model wears lyellowr shirt | Modeled from a vintage photo of two gay male sailors kissing. Seamen is a homonym, playing on the word — yep, you guessed it — semen.

Pole & Hole

Seamen

PRODUCT IMAGE: Like Jockstraps T-shirt | Raunchy Tees | Gear Essential for Gay Men | Model wearing Navy shirt w/ jockstrap graphic

Pole & Hole

Like Jockstraps

Men’s graphic t-shirt showing a snowy log cabin and plow truck, featuring the phrase “Snowed In, Plowed Out,” a subtle innuendo design for gay men. Bearded male model wears brown tee.

Pole & Hole

Snowed In, Plowed Out

Hooked & Tagged, Inc.

2nd Amendment T-Shirt

(5)

PRODUCT IMAGE: Plug + Play T-shirt | Funny, Dirty, Raunchy T-shirts for Horny Gay Guys who Play with Penis | Model wears Black V1 shirt (X-rated version) | A typographic design uses the negative space of the letter a in the shape of a cock

Pole & Hole

Plug + Play

Funny Still No Ho's T-Shirt featuring adult humor and meme-inspired design, perfect for casual wear and humor lovers.

Unethical Threads

Still No Ho's

Pool Slut T-Shirt, in White color, billiards shirt, front view

Crossbank Clothing

Pool Slut T-Shirt

(1)

Retro golf ball mascot character graphic tee with "Your Hole Is My Goal" text on heather colored shirt by TeeHeeUSCo

35% off

TeeHeeUSCo

YOUR HOLE IS MY GOAL

Veteran Trash Talk

Ammo Can

Don't Be a Cocksucker - Unisex T-Shirt in Black

m00nshot

Don't Be a Cocksucker - Unisex T-Shirt

(2)

17% off

The Shirt Dealer

Cum | T-Shirt

Good Shirts

Please Don't Tread On Me I'll Cum.

(8)

PRODUCT IMAGE: Man wearing headphones and a Forest Green t-shirt with 'Eat Me' graphic | Funny, Raunchy T-shirt for Gay Guys into Oral Sex

Pole & Hole

Eat Me

PRODUCT IMAGE | CSKR T-shirt from Pole & Hole | The texting (or sexting) abbreviation for cocksucker | Model w/ Mustard Shirt

Pole & Hole

CSKR

PRODUCT IMAGE: 'Insert Here' T-shirt | Suggestively raunchy tee for horny gay bottom guys | Handsome male model, with hand on chin, looking up towards top right corner wears Dark Heather tee with a white distressed typographic design is printed on it, in the chest area

Pole & Hole

Insert Here

Style spotlight: minimalist heels

Style spotlight: minimalist heels

Mules, kitten heels, and sandals

PRODUCT IMAGE: Suck It | Funny, Raunchy T-shirt for Horny Gay Guys, Emoji-style | Model wears Ocean shirt

Pole & Hole

Suck it

PRODUCT IMAGE: Gag on It T-shirt | Raunchy Tees for Horny Gay Oral Top Guys | Model wears Dark Gray Heather shirt with a typographic design

Pole & Hole

Gag On it!

PRODUCT IMAGE: Kick Back & Enjoy Dude | T-shirt for Gays Who Like Horny Straight Guys | Model w/ Maroon Shirt

Pole & Hole

Kick Back & Enjoy, Dude!

Male model wears a Pebble "Nosh" T-shirt featuring an abstract homoerotic graphic illustration of a blowjob

Pole & Hole

Nosh

Forged From Freedom

Certified Gun Whore Men's T-shirt

(1)

Mace Just Makes Me Hornier Shirt

Tee Shop USA

Mace Just Makes Me Hornier Shirt

Black t-shirt with white text 'SHOOT LOADS NOT GUNS' on a white background

Adam's Nest

Shoot Loads Not Guns T-Shirt - Gays Against Guns

(2)

Offensive Defined irreverent funny t-shirt in heather black by Freedom Fatigues

Gunfighter Trading Co.

Men's Offensive Defined T-Shirt (Heather Black)

SHOOT LOADS NOT GUNS SLEEVELESS TEE BLACK

Adam's Nest

Shoot Loads Not Guns #1 Sleeveless T-Shirt - Gays Against Guns

Earthbone Woodworks

Cum Slut T-Shirt

Cumster Dump

Only Shirt Without CUM

PRODUCT IMAGE: Get a Load of This | Raunchy Tee | Horny Gay Top Guys Ready to Unload | Model wears Lighrt Gray heather tee with typographic design

Pole & Hole

Get a Load of This

PRODUCT IMAGE: Big Top T-shirt | Raunchy Tees for Gay Alpha Males, Queer Top Guys | Model wears asphalt tee with bold typography serving as the base of a graphic "big top"

Pole & Hole

Big Top

PRODUCT IMAGE: Man wearing a forest green t-shirt with a tractor graphic and 'Plow Daddy' text against a light background

Pole & Hole

Plow Daddy

Product image: Invasion of the Load Chasers T-shirt | Alien Cum Dump Shirt for Hungry, Thirsty, Horny Gay Guys | Mustard

Pole & Hole

Invasion of the Load Chasers

PRODUCT IMAGE: Pole & Hole | SFW, Raunchy Tee for Horny Gay Guys | Model wears Orange tee with the shop's typographic trademark

Pole & Hole

Pole & Hole

PRODUCT IMAGE: Butt Slut | Raunchy T-shirt for Horny Gay Bottom Guys | Model wears Black shirt with a typographic design

Pole & Hole

Butt Slut

A man wearing an orange graphic t-shirt with a cartoon character and the words 'SLURP!' and 'THROAT GOAT!' pointing to the chest graphic, set in a blurred cafe environment.

Pole & Hole

Throat Goat

ClickHole Store

"Guns, Muffins, Etc." Shirt

shoot loads not guns sleeveless t-shirt gays against guns black

Adam's Nest

Shoot Loads Not Guns Sleeveless T-Shirt - Gays Against Guns

(2)

Product mockup

E4MAFIA.SHOP

Don't Bully Me I'll Cum tee

TrashCultSupplyCo

CUM Parody Metal Logo Shirt – Doom-Inspired Retro Gamer Tee on Gildan 5000

August’s most wanted

August’s most wanted

From Boy Smells, Laneige, and Our Place.

I Love Hoes Shirt

Tee Shop USA

I Love Hoes Shirt

Cumster Dump

No limits KINK - Tee

(1)

A-or-B-Tees T-Shirt White / S No Cum T-Shirt

A or B Tees

No Cum T-Shirt

(1)

Trail | Raunchy T-shirt for Horny Gay Bears on the Hunt | Man wearing a mustard yellow t-shirt with a white paw print design on a plain background

Pole & Hole

Trail

Load Me Up T-shirt | Raunchy T-shirt for Horny Gay Bottom Guys Who Crave Cum | Model wears Navy shirt with white line drawing of a dump truck

Pole & Hole

Load Me Up

PRODUCT IMAGE: Squirt | Raunchy T-shirt for Horny Gay Men with Taste for Cum | Orange

Pole & Hole

Squirt

PRODUCT IMAGE: Hard T-Shirt | Raunchy Graphic Tee for Horny Gay Men into big boners, hard cocks, and erections | Model wears Heather Navy shirt with a design created with blackletter / gothic typography

Pole & Hole

Hard

Pole & Hole

Bear Back

Model wears Mustard t-shirt with a woodcut-style line drawing of a pink pig with typography below, revealing the design's name, "This ‘Lil Piggy T-shirt"; Funny Gay SFW Tee for Horny Gay Guys Who are Quietly Nasty Pigs

Pole & Hole

This ‘Lil Piggy

PRODUCT IMAGE: Sux Dix T-shirt | Raunchy Tees for Horny Gay Men Who Like Oral Sex | Model wears Typographic design on Mustard Shirt

Pole & Hole

Sux Dix

Shoot loads not guns orange t-shirt

Adam's Nest

Shoot Loads Not Guns T-Shirt - Orange - Gays Against Guns

(2)

Engrish.com

Let's Hole - T-shirt

"Bold 'Don't Bully Me, I'll Cum' t-shirt featuring edgy and provocative humor, perfect for fans of risqué and rebellious designs."

Unethical Threads

Don't Bully Me, I'll Cum Tee

Honey-hole-shop

Short Sleeve - Bold Duck - Military Green

Check Out My Junk - Unisex T-Shirt in Black

m00nshot

Check Out My Junk - Unisex T-Shirt

A-or-B-Tees T-Shirt Black / S Glory Hole T-Shirt

A or B Tees

Glory Hole T-Shirt

(1)

Men's Masshole Funny Graphic T-Shirt | Vintage Massachusetts Sports Tee | Solid Threads

Solid Threads

Masshole T-Shirt

This is Not a Drill - Unisex T-Shirt in Black

m00nshot

This is Not a Drill - Unisex T-Shirt

(1)