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Get in Losers We're Going to Go Die of Dysentery - Unisex T-Shirt in Black

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Get in Losers We're Going to Go Die of Dysentery - Unisex T-Shirt

Name: m00nshot Get in Losers We're Going to Go Die of Dysentery - Unisex T-Shirt - Get in Losers We're Going to Go Die of Dysentery - Unisex T-Shirt
Brand: m00nshot
SKU: 44966192185514
Price: 34.95 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5 (10 reviews)

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Dying of dysentery on the Oregon Trail is the original subscription service nobody asked for but everyone got enrolled in anyway. Somehow adding Mean Girls energy to westward expansion makes the mortality rate feel aspirational.
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5.0

10 ratings

Daughter loves it.

Kevin · February 14, 2026

Great

Brady · October 7, 2023

I'm giving this shirt to my daughter for Christmas so I can't comment on the fit but it looks big enough. It's a running joke in our house about how we would all die on the Oregon trail so this is a PERFECT gift!

Colleen · September 18, 2019