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Description
Bold and crisp, the dirty martini offers a savory, umami-rich sip that is softened by the silky salinity of olive brine. Infused with our naturally sourced adaptogen blend to elevate your mood and the moment.
Reviews
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Tasted like terrible melting plastic. I am not a picky eater or drinker and could not even go for a second sip. My husband was the same way and he eats ANYTHING.
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Kayla · Today
This was absolutely the worst replacement I could have hoped for. The flavor was not even remotely vlose to a dirty martini. In fact, if i could have given it 0 stars I would have.
Save your money. Drink brine from a jar and be sure to geap a healthy dose of black pepper on it first. That was exactly the experience of drinking this.
Michael · July 10, 2026
It’s pretty close to a dirty martini! Only complaint so far is it has a weird smell? But hoping to figure that out by mixing it with something?