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You should be drinking like a bajillion litres a day according to all those health people. This is a beautiful classy huge waterbottle and once your mates, pezzas, workmates see it, they can feel free to shout STAY MOIST at you whenever the mood strikes them. Added bonus: fuck single use plastic! Give someone you love (or perhaps hate) the gift of moisture.  BONUS: If you're looking for a gift for someone who's dealing with THE MENOPAUSE, this is the perfect gift!

Stay Moist Waterbottle

$31.13