Shift Volume Two - Issue 7

Didn't arrive, fed up and went to the bottom of the garden to eat worms. They asked if the new Shift was out yet and I replied I would not be here eating them if it was I've now ran out of worms and am trying to locate Lord Lucan who was rumoured to have appeared in a local WH Smith asking for a copy only to have ran screaming from the shop when told it was still at the publishers. He was witnessed jumping on a horse and shouting "c'mon Shergar". Off to read the telephone directory, up to x now since the last Shift was published.......