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The Twisted Gifts Tortoise – Funny Birthday Card features a tortoise and rabbit joking about age and speed, with the tortoise winning and the rabbit calling it a "prick"—a perfect sarcastic birthday card for a laugh.

Tortoise – Funny Birthday Card

$5.00