Oceanic Viper 2 Fins Open Heel

As a total scuba newbie, these fins are so stiff I’m convinced they were forged from enchanted plywood. Every kick is less "graceful mermaid" and more "toddler aggressively slapping the ocean." It’s likely my lack of experience (and noodle legs), but for now, I’m basically a very frantic, stationary buoy. Thankfully, the quick-release straps are a lifesaver—they let me escape these plastic planks in seconds so I can crawl back onto the boat with my remaining dignity.