The Blacking Out Admirer

Cutest glasses ever!

Literally the cutest glasses I’ve ever owned! You can’t tell me nothing when I’m wearing these bad boys! Totally obsessed, I get so many compliments when wearing them!

These are so rad. Super comfortable, great shading. The polarization is top notch. Couldn’t be happier. Hope they get restocks in more color options, I’ll buy several more pairs.

Funeral Appropriate? Absolutely Not. Did it anyway

I bought the Pit Viper Admirers for my daughter but unfortunately they have become a core part of my identity. I wear them everywhere. Dog walks. Grocery stores. Road trips. Funerals. A wedding. (Yes, a wedding. No, I have no regrets.) My mother absolutely hates them and thinks I look ridiculous, which honestly just adds to their appeal. Things escalated to the point that I am now known on the local dog trail as “the girl with the heart sunglasses.” When my beloved Admirers met an untimely death and I was forced to substitute my backup pair (the Clawdias), multiple concerned hikers stopped me to ask what had happened to my heart glasses. Not my dog. Not me. The glasses. That’s when I realized these sunglasses weren’t an accessory anymore…they were a public figure. They’re comfortable, durable enough to survive most of my questionable life choices, and somehow manage to make every outfit look both absurd and amazing. If you’re looking for subtle eyewear that blends in, keep shopping. If you’d like strangers to recognize you by your sunglasses and your family to question your judgment, these are perfect. 10/10. Will continue wearing them to events where they are wildly inappropriate.