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"Have We Reached The Age Where We're Whipping Out Our Phone Flashlight to Read the Menu?" This Funny Birthday Card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press

Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper

Ink: Black

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