Master of Dive Bars Tee

Last time I wore this shirt women found me irresistible, children trusted me, my boss gave me a raise, I got off a speeding ticket, I lifted more at the gym than I ever have before in my life, my lunch at a restaurant was inexplicably comped, I beat my 15 year old neighbor in a footrace (he is the fastest kid alive), I won an international origami tournament, I ran into James Hetfield and he asked to take a photo with me and invited me on tour with the band, and I found a $50 bill on the ground. Basically, you’d be losing money not to buy this shirt.

Beautiful Shirt!! I saw Balfour wearing it at Fans Fest and had to have it. You guys do an awesome job! #FJF #SellTheTeam

This one is for my son making the Last Dive Bar experience a family affair. Always good to rock and roll especially with LDB.