Emotional Support Chicken

Bought this in a dextromethorphan-induced haze as a Christmas gift for my best friend who has neither the use nor the space for a rubber chicken. Woke up the next day with no memory of buying it until I saw the notification that my order was being processed, but I figured my friend would at least find the story funny and I decided not to cancel for a refund. Came on time for Christmas, and lo and behold, they loved it. 5/5. A big thank you to Snark Gifts, and a big no thank you to Robitussin.