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Be a good person. Give the gift of a reliable erection.
The outside of this 3D dick card is deceptively sweet, reading “Your Package Has Arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty dick lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and l...
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I remember laughing at the title, I just don’t remember them.
These cards are fun, outrageous, and yes, just a bit shocking.
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Kenneth · March 22, 2026
Totally fun
Love this card. What a party fun
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Julika · September 2, 2025
Really well designed, quality product
The joke pops up immediately and completely, and wiggles a little which makes it extra funny. Prominent and sizeable, but still leaves a lot of room in the card to write, and they also include another small sheet of branded, lined stationary paper for adding an additional note to include in the card. The envelope is sturdy and has a really robust adhesive strip initially covered with a paper strip you peel off to expose the glue and seal the envelope. Worth the purchase.
