Timesuck List Tee

Very nice, fits well!

I'm not saying that this shirt has magical powers or anything (but does it?!!?), yet when I wore it last weekend when I went to get my car serviced (oil change / filters / replace wiper blades / tire rotation and other required 36K maintenance) and even though the whole process took only about 90 minutes or so (which I spent watching the Pig Farmer Killer episode on YouTube so it's not like I was bored or anything....), when they were done they told me they weren't going to charge me for any of it since "i had to wait so long". Praise Bojangles and Hail Lucifina. Wear a Timesuck shirt, get free stuff!