Funny - Turtely Wasted

A white card that says “Is our house clean? No. But are we making memories that'll last a lifetime? Also no.”

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Funny - Is Our House Clean?

A white minimalist card that says “Whoa, didn’t you just have one of those?”

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Funny - Just Have One

A bright yellow card with the words “ I‘m starting to think I’ll never be old enough to know better.”

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Funny- To Know Better

A white card with c flecks that says “To be honest, I’m just winging it. Life. Motherhood. My eye liner. EVERYTHING“

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Funny - Winging It

Avant-Garde Impressions

Just Funny/ Just For Fun Greeting Card - You Drinking?

$3.99

Tomfoolery Toys and Books

You're Kind of a Big Dill

$5.99

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Funny - It's Party Time

SALT & STONE

4.6

(137.8K)

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White greeting card with navy illustrated turtle.

Cream Cornwall

Turtle Greetings Card

(22)

$3.99

AGAPANTHUS

Quilled Decorative Sea Turtle Greeting Card

$13.00

The Happy Sea

Congrats! You're Turtley Awesome! | Congratulations Card

A greeting card with the title ‘Growing Up’ written on top and a list of expectations versus realities of adulthood.

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Funny - Growing Up

A minimalist style greeting card with black text that reads ‘Good moms say bad words’.

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Funny - Good Mom Bad Words

Raven's Rest Studio

Funny Greeting Card. It Doesn't Matter If The Glass Is Half Empty Or Half Full, There Is Clearly Room For MORE WINE. Card #310

A minimalist greeting card with small black text that reads ‘I wish everything was as easy as getting fat!’

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Funny - Getting Fat

A white card with “Hobbies include: Justifying my coffee consumption to myself.” written in pink letters.

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Funny - Coffee Consumption

A white minimalist card that says “my bad.”

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Funny - My Bad

A greeting card with a collage of a little girl with a serious face and flowers with text that reads ‘my face hurts. from pretending to like you…’

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Funny - Face Hurts

PrimePrometics™

4.3

(66.9K)

Prime Prometics PrimeLash Mascara tube and brush wand, a lengthening and volumizing mascara for mature lashes

Prime Prometics PrimeEyes Glide Eyeliner pencil with discreet sharpener cap

Prime Prometics Color Changing Foundation bottle: Flawless Natural Finish that matches fair to medium skin tones

PrimeSkin Foundation Brush with ultra-soft vegan bristles engineered for mature, sensitive skin

T Marie Stationery

Funny Birthday Card - Cute Turtle Pun and Wholesome Dad Joke Greeting Card for Kids, Friends, Family, or Coworkers

$4.99

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Funny - They Were Both Trouble

A white minimalist card that says “Sorry you had raise my awful sibling.“ in blue and green.

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Funny - Awful Sibling Green

Tree-Free Greetings

Turtley Awesome

$4.99

PoppinPaper

Hand Quilled Greeting Card Sea Turtle #10749

$9.99

A greeting card with an image of a classical style painting of a man in full robes holding a manuscript and black typewriter text that reads ‘“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” -Douglas Adams’.

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Funny - Douglas Adams Deadlines

Raven's Rest Studio

Funny Greeting Card. There Is A Time And A Place For Decaf Coffee. Never And In The Trash. Card #240

A white minimalist card with the words “You + Me + Alcohol = True Love“

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Funny - You Me Alcohol

The Local Space

You’re Turtley Awesome - Greeting Card

CA$6.99

Hilarious Humanitarian

Talk Trashy To Me Card

$6.75

Thrive Causemetics

4.4

(324.1K)

A simple greeting card in white with black text that reads ‘Hangry- a state of anger and irritability resulting from being hungry; hunger causing a negative change in emotional state; anger fueled by hunger’.

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Funny - Hangry

A white card with the words “ If a woman says ‘do what you want’ DO NOT DO WHAT YOU WANT. Stand still. Do not blink. Don’t even breath.”

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Funny- What You Want

A white card with the words “Damn. You Were Right About Everything“

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Funny - You Were Right

Card with image of a hand with pointed finger and words “pull my finger.”

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Funny - Pull My Finger

A greeting card with the image of a woman’s head with red lips and big sunglasses and black text that reads ‘I hate everyone but you’.

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Funny - Hate Everyone

A plain white mini greeting card with gold text that reads ‘I got you that thing you wanted from that place you love!’

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Funny - I got you Mini

A greeting card with the image of a classical style painting of a woman in full dress with ridiculous looking collar and text over that reads ‘“It takes a lot of money to make a person look this cheap.” -Dolly Parton’.

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Funny - Dolly Parton Cheap

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Box Turtle

None Of Them Work Funny Retirement Card

A white card with small blue dots that says “Being an adult is pretty easy, you just feel tired all the time and tell people how tired you are and they tell you how tired they are.“

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Funny - Always Tired

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Funny - Whack Balls

Raven's Rest Studio

Funny Greeting Card. Dammit. I Wish One Of My Personalities Loved To Clean. Card #188

Carpe

4.2

(16K)

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Box Turtle

Dentist Crown Funny Everyday Greeting Card

Taylor Paladino

Sea Turtle

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Box Turtle

Decluttering Funny Everyday Greeting Card

Card with image of cavemen and words “Oh, come on.”

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Funny - Oh Come On

Cellmetics Beauty

3.7

(779)

Card with image of painted man and words “I love to talk about nothing. It’s the only thing I know anything about.” - Oscar Wilde.

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Funny - Oscar Wilde Talk

A white card with colorful flecks and a woman holding a coffee mug that says “Don’t underestimate yourself. You can do hard things. Like making coffee in the morning before you’ve had coffee.“

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Funny - Before Coffee

Card with image of penguins and the words “they’re fake.”

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Funny - They're Fake

A white card with an image of a pair of pants and words “There's a party in my pants and you're invited.“

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Funny - Party In Pants

An ivory card with flecks that says “Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile, I caught hell for. ~ Earl Warren”

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Funny - Caught Hell Warren

$3.75

Baltic Shop

Book About Turtles Greeting Card

A white minimalist card that says “Jingle Hell Mingle Hell In-Laws On The Way.”

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Funny - Jingle Hell

Eszter's Creations

Green Turtle - Greeting Card

The June Tyler

Humorous Greeting Card

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Funny - For A Friend

Brightspot Design

Turtle Birthday Card

The Pop Out Card Company

Pop Out Tortoise Greeting Card

$7.00

White card with the words “I bought you this card with your money“ and a thumbs up symbol.

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Funny - With Your Money

An off white card with colorful flecks that says “Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. ~ Henry Lawson“

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Funny - Beer Feels

$3.75

Card with red words saying “You’re just my typo.”

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Funny - Typo

Card with image of excited woman and words “Thanks for the open bar!”

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Funny - Open Bar!

Tree-Free Greetings

Turtley Awesome

$27.00

A card with an image of a bong that says “I’d totally hit that.”

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Funny - I’d Totally Hit That

HUSH GLOW

3.4

(426)

Cognitive Surplus

Green Sea Turtle Greeting Card

(1)

$5.95

Bird House on the Greenway

Snail Frog Turtle Stack Card

$4.25

A white card with the words “I only like your post when I’m drunk.“ and an image of a martini glass.

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Funny - When I’m Drunk

Iko Iko

Iko Iko Animal Pun Card Turtle

Tree-Free Greetings

Sea Turtle Pals

$27.00

Card with image of vintage painting of a man and words "The world is a stage and the play is badly cast." - Oscar Wilde‘

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Funny - Oscar Wilde Badly Cast

PoppinPaper

Hand Quilled Greeting Card Sea Turtle #10338

$9.99

ZSL Shop

Googly Eyes Turtle Greeting Card

An ivory card with flecks that says “Coffee - You can do this. Wine - You don’t have to do this. Tequila - You just did that.”

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Funny - Coffee, Wine, & Tequila

A simple off-white greeting card with black text that reads ‘Sorry for what I said to you when I was hungry’.

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Funny - Hangry

A white card with an image of a cheese triangle that says “Why, yes. I certainly would like some cheese with this whine.”

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Funny - Cheese & Whine

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Box Turtle

Slinkies Funny Everyday Greeting Card

A white greeting card with the image of a Bat-eared fox and a deer with an orange speech bubble that reads ‘Don’t pretend you can’t hear me.’

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Funny - Don’t Pretend You Can’t Hear Me

A white card with the words “Vodka - An alcoholic spirit of Russian origin made by distillation of pure awesomeness.“

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Funny - Vodka

Card with image of sow and the words “ Here’s to an immature holiday season.”

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Holiday - Immature holiday season

Tree-Free Greetings

Turtle Butt Fun Fact

$27.00

The Happy Sea

You're Turtley Awesome! | Congratulations Card

Little District Books

You're Kind of A Big Dill Card

DRMTLGY

4.5

(79.4K)

White card with image of Santa and the words “ You sure put the “HO” in “HO, HO, HO!” Just kidding. Mostly.”

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Holiday - “Ho, Ho, Ho”

A greeting card with an image of a forest ranger and speech bubble that reads ‘Take that dumb bear costume off, Danny.’ and an image of a bear with a speech bubble that reads ‘Who’s Danny?’

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Funny - Dumb Bear Costume

Avant-Garde Impressions

Just For Fun Greeting Card - Brain Cells

$3.99

A minimalist greeting card with small black text that reads ‘Dear Diary, I don’t get why I feel bad all the time when I drink 8 glasses of water a year just like you’re supposed to.’

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Funny - Dear Diary