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Tree-Free Greetings

The cover of Tree-Free's 99% Chance of Wine card, along with its matching envelope.

The cover of Tree-Free's 99% Chance of Wine card, along with its matching envelope.

Tree-Free Greetings

99% Chance of Wine

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This 5 x 7 Birthday greeting card reads "Today's forecast: 99% chance of wine" on the cover, and on the inside shares the message "May this year find your glass always half full. At least! Happy birthday". It features art by Tree-Free Greet...

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