Rainbow 2.5” Shorts

They actually stay in place!

I’ve been looking for shorts that come up high and don’t roll down when I bend or my belly moves. These are it! The front of the leg does roll up, but it’s not that big of a deal to me. The fit is comfortable with just the right amount of compression, nothing digs or pokes. Very thrilled!

I am the Eternal Rainbow Warrior

I wore these shorts to a competition and reached a level of strength, power and unfettered charisma that was nearly offensive to the other competitors. The judges asked permission to give 'no-rep's, while the crowd showered me with flowers and accolades and candy. Elon Musk saw the shorts and asked if we could friends. I told him I'd let him know. I won the competition and the hosts gave me the deed to the gym and the pink slips for their cars as gratitude for my RxBarbell Rainbow display. 12 stars out of five, Gotta cut this review short; Jason Momoa is calling-- he saw the video of my shorts.

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