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A yellow and white card with the words “ Get better, dammit! I’m tired of drinking alone!”

A yellow and white card with the words “ Get better, dammit! I’m tired of drinking alone!”

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Get Well - Drinking Alone

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Front; Get better, dammit! I’m tired of drinking alone!
Inside; Blank
Get Well greeting card, standard size 4.25” x 5.5” Comes with a recycled kraft envelope.

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