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Sleazy Greetings

Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card featuring a carton pouring milk on a bright blue background. The card reads, “I’m Not Saying You’re Old But… If You Were Milk I’d Sniff You First,” delivering a hilarious aging joke for birthdays. Displayed with a kraft envelope, this sarcastic birthday card is perfect for friends, coworkers, siblings, husbands, wives, or anyone with a great sense of humor about getting older.

Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card featuring a carton pouring milk on a bright blue background. The card reads, “I’m Not Saying You’re Old But… If You Were Milk I’d Sniff You First,” delivering a hilarious aging joke for birthdays. Displayed with a kraft envelope, this sarcastic birthday card is perfect for friends, coworkers, siblings, husbands, wives, or anyone with a great sense of humor about getting older.

Sleazy Greetings

I'd Sniff You First | Funny Birthday Card

4.5 (1,234)

Sold 100+ last 30 days

20% off first order

$6.00

Color

Black

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