metabolism card

Name: Sapling Press metabolism card - metabolism card
Brand: Sapling Press
SKU: 31771564048438
Price: 6.0 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5 (5 reviews)

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“It’s all fun and games until your metabolism slows down. Happy Birthday.”

DETAILS //
• Size: 5.5 x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: white cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

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5.0

5 ratings

Addicted to these cards

I have so many of these cards that I assume I will not live long enough to send them out.

Ann · August 8, 2023

Very funny and smart

Susan · April 25, 2022

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I always find what I need at Sapling. Hilarious cards and great service !

Rebecca · October 20, 2021

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Reviews

5.0

5 ratings

Addicted to these cards

I have so many of these cards that I assume I will not live long enough to send them out.

Ann · August 8, 2023

Very funny and smart

Susan · April 25, 2022

Brilliant Cards

I always find what I need at Sapling. Hilarious cards and great service !

Rebecca · October 20, 2021

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