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A fluffy gray and white cat looks up at a toy ball in this Twisted Gifts Seriously Funny Valentine's Card, featuring the text: "It's Valentine's Day. And you expect me to play with my own balls? Seriously?".

A fluffy gray and white cat looks up at a toy ball in this Twisted Gifts Seriously Funny Valentine's Card, featuring the text: "It's Valentine's Day. And you expect me to play with my own balls? Seriously?".

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Seriously Funny Valentine's Card

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Show your love with humor! Our Seriously Funny Valentine's Card is the perfect way to make your significant other laugh. This funny valentines greeting card is sure to bring a smile to their face and show them how much you care.

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